“The Numbers Are Wild”: Anatomy of a LinkedIn Tech Hype Post
A post showed up in my LinkedIn feed last week. It had all the hallmarks: short punchy sentences, each on their own line. Dramatic pauses between claims. A number so impressive it demanded an emoji…
Stop Disabling Foreign Keys: Use a Topological Sort Instead
You inherit a PostgreSQL cleanup script. The very first line is:
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It works. Every table gets wiped clean, no FK errors, no complaints. Then one day somebody adds a new table to the schema,…
The psqlODBC Driver Is Eating Your RAISE NOTICE Messages
I just spent two days debugging a problem where my PowerShell script was logging 900 lines of output instead of 150. The script worked fine for months. Then someone added more tables to the process,…
I Shaved 156 MB Off My Blog by Converting PNGs to WebP
I just shaved 156 MB off my blog. Not the database, not the theme, not some plugin audit. The images. The Problem Nobody Talks About If you use AI to generate featured images for your…
Two Spaces After a Period: The Hill I Will Die On
I’m going to say something controversial in the year 2026, and I don’t care who it offends: You should put two spaces after a period. There. I said it. Come at me. The “One Space”…
Git for SSDT Projects: Where It All Comes Together
This is the post where everything clicks. Over the last eight posts, we’ve mapped git concepts to database analogies: repositories as databases, branches as database copies, merging as synchronization, tags as snapshots. You’ve got the…